So I’m at work and open up my web browser.  Yahoo! is set as my home page … I love how they show me my teams’ sports scores, link to my fantasy teams, and post various interesting news tidbits.  Well, Yahoo! presents me with a link to an article titled “The Social Side of Obesity: You Are Who You Eat With”.  Along with this article is a picture with the caption “How obesity can be contagious” … and the picture apparently depicts obesity.  Here’s a screenshot of what I saw (click the image for a better view):

Being the not-so-intelligent guy that I am, I was naturally drawn to the picture first.  I immediately thought, “Awesome, this article must be about nice asses.  I am now interested.  Thank you, Yahoo!, for making my day a little bit more entertaining.  I shall read this.  But first, let me shift my eyes over and read what this headline has to say about ….. WHAT?! … OBESITY?!”

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Do you see any “obesity”?  Cause I sure don’t.  You wanna know what I see?  One girl with no ass, and one girl with a NICE ass.  Nice ass  = obesity?!

Pffffffff, if that’s the case, then Girl #1 needs to go find herself some obesity.