The eight stages of driving down Interstate Five (from the Bay to LA).  I’ve done this many, many times.  This is pretty much all true.  Also, now I want In-N-Out.

The caffeine … it’s coursing through my veins!  I’M ALIVE!  I’M ALIIIIIIIVE!

Ed Hochuli.  Famous referee.  Strongest man alive (maybe).  Master of the filibuster.

I doubt Clifford the Big Red Dog would have survived in the 50s.

Bananas in Pajamas, “coming” down the stairs, indeed.

If you’re trying to look like the busiest person in the office, just squint your eyes, furrow your brow and frown a bit.  Voila!  You can now browse Facebook, chat with friends, browse the web, and do just about whatever you want.  Trust me, nobody will bother you if they see you making that face.

I used to enjoy waking up, drinking some coffee and logging in to Facebook to see what my friends had to say.  Now it seems like I wake up, drink coffee, and log in to Facebook and read updates from people I forgot I knew about things I care to know nothing about.

C’mon, “Top Stories”.  I know you’re better than this!

Go to Google and search for “down forward punch” … you’ll find my previous Street Fighter comic is the first result.  Success!  This could possibly be my greatest accomplishment in life.