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Hurricane Kick + Generator = INFINITE ENERGY!

hurricane kick energy Hurricane Kick + Generator = INFINITE ENERGY!

Take Ryu, hook him up to a generator, ask him to hurricane kick for about an hour and then watch as he powers an entire city for 12 years.

Video Game Retirement

video game retirement Video Game Retirement

Sometimes it’s good to have bad guys around.  Retirement isn’t for everyone … especially not video game heroes.  Just ask Sonic, Mario and Pac-Man.

PIXEL POWER!

spray mario NES PIXEL POWER!

My spray-painted pixel Mario, NES-style, hanging in my office.  Now THAT’S professionalism!

The Eight Stages of Driving Down the 5 (From the Bay to LA)

eight stages of driving down the five The Eight Stages of Driving Down the 5 (From the Bay to LA)

The eight stages of driving down Interstate Five (from the Bay to LA).  I’ve done this many, many times.  This is pretty much all true.  Also, now I want In-N-Out.

CAFFEINE! I’M ALIVE!

coffee im alive CAFFEINE! IM ALIVE!

The caffeine … it’s coursing through my veins!  I’M ALIVE!  I’M ALIIIIIIIVE!

Ed Hochuli Explains Football

ed hochuli explains football Ed Hochuli Explains Football

Ed Hochuli.  Famous referee.  Strongest man alive (maybe).  Master of the filibuster.

Clifford the Big Red Dog

clifford the big red dog Clifford the Big Red Dog

I doubt Clifford the Big Red Dog would have survived in the 50s.

Bananas in Pajamas

bananas in pajamas Bananas in Pajamas

Bananas in Pajamas, “coming” down the stairs, indeed.

BUSY FACE!

busy face BUSY FACE!

If you’re trying to look like the busiest person in the office, just squint your eyes, furrow your brow and frown a bit.  Voila!  You can now browse Facebook, chat with friends, browse the web, and do just about whatever you want.  Trust me, nobody will bother you if they see you making that face.

Facebook Top Stories

facebook top stories Facebook Top Stories

I used to enjoy waking up, drinking some coffee and logging in to Facebook to see what my friends had to say.  Now it seems like I wake up, drink coffee, and log in to Facebook and read updates from people I forgot I knew about things I care to know nothing about.

C’mon, “Top Stories”.  I know you’re better than this!

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